Late Show With David Letterman

as Self - Host/Self/Various/Self - Guest/Self - Hosr

as Self/Self - Host's 'What's on the Ipod?'/Self - 'Soup of the Day' Host/Self - Birthday Greeter #4/Self - Bringer of Final Thoughts/Self - Dramatizing Prom Nightmares/Self - Dressed as 'Ugly Betty'/Self - Explains What He Found in His Chili/Self - Frozen Fruit Whippy Vendor/Self - Giving Back-to-School Advice/Self - Hello Deli Owner/Self - Host/Self - Host of 'Guess the Green Puddle'/Self - Host of 'Hot Enough for You?'/Self - Host of 'May We Shave You for Spring?'/Self - Host of 'Would You Like to Take a Vacation Photo with Dave?'/Self - Host of Bonanza Gameshow/Self - Host's Guessing Game/Self - Hosting 'Psychic Soup'/Self - Hosting 'What's In The Soup?' Contest/Self - Hosts 'Psychic Gasoline'/Self - Kicking Footballs from Roof/Self - Komedy Klassic Host/Self - Late Show Arm Wrestling Championship Host/Self - Olympic Speed Dialing Contestant/Self - Performs a Pizza Taste-off/Self - Presenter (segment "May We See Your Photos - Please?")/Self - Presenting 'Soup of the Day'/Self - Presenting 'What's Rupert's Soup of the Day?' Segment/Self - Presenting U.S. Open Meatballs/Self - Slurpy Vendor/Self - Supporting the WGA Strike/Self - Taking Christmas Card Photos/Self - Trying Out Pantsuits/Self - What's on the iPod?

as Self - Musical Director/Self - Band Director/Musical Supervisor/Self/Self - Musucal Director/Self - Musical Supervisor/Self - Bandleader/Self - Guest/Pianist/Self - Announcer/Self - Band Director-Musical Supervisor/Self - Band Leader/Self - Band leader/Self - Host/Self - Interviewee & Musical Director/Self - Musica Director/Self - Musucal Guest/Various

as Self - Horn Section Yay-Sayer #1/Self - CBS Orchestra: Trombone/Self - CBS Orchestra: Saxophone/Iranian Horn Section Yay-Sayer #1/Self/Self - Horn Section Guy #1/Self - Ice Cream Hungry Band Member/Sunday Morning TV Viewer #1/Tom - Father of 14 Children/Tom - Swine Flu Victim #1/Trinidad Tobago Native #1

as Self - Horn Section Yay-Sayer #3/Self/Self - CBS Orchestra: Saxophone/Bruce - Father of 14 Children/Bruce - Swine Flu Victim #3/Iranian Horn Section Yay-Sayer #3/Self - 'Stump the Band' Contestant/Self - Horn Section Guy #3/Self - Ice Cream Hungry Band Member/Self - Recovered Saxophone Player/Self - Saxophone Player/Self - Saxophone Soloist/Self - Signs for a Package/Sunday Morning TV Viewer #3/Trinidad Tobago Native #3

as Self - Horn Section Yay-Sayer #2/Self - CBS Orchestra: Trumpet/Self/Al - Father of 14 Children/Al - Swine Flu Victim #2/Iranian Horn Section Yay-Sayer #2/Self - CBS Orchestra: Trumpet & Valve Trombone/Self - Celebrates His Birthday/Self - Commended Musician/Self - Commended Trumpet Musician/Self - Guitar Player/Self - Horn Section Guy #2/Self - Horn Section Pornographer/Self - Horn Section Wide Receiver/Self - Ice Cream Hungry Band Member/Sunday Morning TV Viewer #2/Trinidad Tobago Native #2

as Stanley Cronkite/Johnny Twain/B.J. Twain/Mark Twain/President Abraham Lincoln/Abraham Lincoln/Francis Albert Lincoln/Gay Cowboy/Self/State Trooper/Accountant/Bob Lubin/Doctor/Frustrated Remote Control Owner/Guy in Cold Open Sketch/Johnny - Cold Open Sketch/Johnny D/Johnny Lincoln/Kim Jong-Twain/Mark 'Johnny' Twain/Mets Fan/Richard - Resident of Crescent Springs Village/Ronald Reagan dressed as Abraham Lincoln/Rude Dude/Sarah Palin Twain/Self - Cold Open Sketch/Tailor/Unknown Role/Vince - Crescent Springs Village Sales Representative

as Self/Self - Guest/Self - Animal Fun Facts/Self - Animal Expert

as Self - Stagehand/Self - Disruptive Staffer/Self/Self - Head Stagehand/Self - Reading 'Oprah' Transcript/Self - Disruptive Stagehand/Self - Drops Things Off Theatre Roof/Self - Stagehand Spinning 'Late Show Prize Wheel'/Flu Shot Shooter/Pat - Pandemic Alert Discusser/Pat - Star on 'The Hands'/Self - Brings in Pizza/Self - Celebrating Columbus Day by Throwing Things Off Theater Roof/Self - Disruptive Staffer #2/Self - Dying Stagehand/Self - Elevator Racer/Self - Hosting 'Pat Farmer's What They Might Have Sounded Like' Segment/Self - Riverdancing Stagehand #1/Self - Spinning the 'Late Show Prize Wheel'/Self - Stagehand Bringing in Box of Meat from Gallagher's/Self - Stagehand Bringing in Pizza for Three Guys in Audience/Self - Stagehand Causing Light to Flicker/Self - Stagehand Dropping Baseballs from Theatre Roof Dressed as New York Yankee/Self - Stagehand Remembering What He'll Miss About Summer/Self - Stagehand Saving 'Lady' from Falling Off Balcony/Self - Sunroof Curler

as Self/Self - Guest/Self - Cameo/Self - Top Ten List Presenter/Shrek/'Late Show Bear' Caretaker/Host's a special edition of 'Million Dollar Password'/New York Body Disposer/Self - Being killed by the 'Late Show Prize Wheel'/Self - Guest Co-host/Self - Surprise Cameo/Self - Surprise Stand-By Guest

as Self - Stage Manager/Self/Self - Quality-Assurance Questioneer/Self - Disruptive Staffer/Self - Visiting Yankees Spring Training/Alcohol Breath Analyzer/Biff Henderson/Blue Card Chaser/Phone-Talking Broadway Play Visitor/Self - Academy Award Previewer/Self - At the Indianapolis Motor Speedway/Self - Celebrates Thanksgiving/Self - Chocolate Referee/Self - Cookie-Searching Staffer/Self - Disruptive Staffer #2/Self - Disruptive Stage Manager/Self - Drives a Go-Kart/Self - Explains Climate Change/Self - Female Fossil Eater/Self - Giving Back-to-School Advice/Self - Grocery Bagging Contest Starter/Self - Guy in Cold Open Sketch/Self - Hang'er Out'er/Self - Helps Amanda Peet to Calm Down/Self - Hidden Camera Prankster/Self - Host of 'What's in the Green Room?'/Self - Host's 'What's on the Ipod?'/Self - Interviewing Audience Members/Self - Model for Lego portrait/Self - Modelling for Balloon Portrait/Self - Olympic Contestant Interviewer/Self - Overlooks the 'Slip 'n Slide'/Self - Reporting from the Super Bowl in Arizona/Self - Reports from the NBA Finals in Salt Lake City/Self - Richard Simmons Impersonator/Self - Slam Dunk Obstacle/Self - Stage Manager Bringing Out Christmas Ornaments/Self - Stage Manager Interviewing Audience Member/Self - Stage Manager Interviewing Audience Members/Self - Stage Manager Modelling for Cheese Sculpture/Self - Stage Manager Presenting 'What's in the Green Room?'/Self - Stage Manager Saving 'Lady' from Falling Off Balcony/Self - Stage Manager Starting Grocery Bagging Contest/Self - Stage Manager: Visiting Greenwood, Wisconsin/Self - Thanksgiving Dinner Guest/Self - Top Ten List Presenter/Self - Topless Staffer/Self - Visiting Set of 'Cop Out'/Self - Visiting the 'Larry Crowne' Set/Self - Visiting the World Series/Self - Visits Super Bowl/Self - Visits Superbowl XXXIX/Self - Wax Celebrity Identifier/Shoe Thrower/Skunk Eater/Starfleet Recruiter

as Self - Announcer/Various/Self - Annoncer/Self - Annonuncer/Self/Assault Victim/Chasing After Regis Philbin/Hosting 'Alan Kalter's Celebrity Interview'/Scratching a Lottery Ticket/Spock

as Self - Cue Card Boy/Self/Goat Herder on 'Que Pasa USA!'/Guy Reading Newspaper in Cold Open Sketch/Guy on Phone in Cold Open Sketch/Self - Angry Cue Card Boy/Self - Argues with Matt Damon in Spanish/Self - Cue Card Boy & Back-up Host/Self - Cue Card Boy Adopted by Madonna/Self - Cue Card Boy Getting Sprayed with Water by Dave/Self - Cue Card Boy Revealing 'What's in the Cargo Shorts?'/Self - Cue Card Boy Talking to Chevron CEO/Self - Cue Card Boy in 'How It's Made' Segment/Self - Cue Card Master/Self - Drinks a Blue Card/Self - Guarantees a Good Show Tomorrow/Self - Presenting 'How It's Made'/Self - Sarcastic Cue Card Boy/Self - Top Ten List Presenter/Tony - Spanish 'War of the Worlds' Spoiler'er/Tony Mendez - Angry Mexican

as Self/Lt. Len Easton of the California Highway Patrol/Phone Drunk/Self - Guest/President Harry S. Truman/Carl the Corolla Owner/Lt. Len Easton - California Highway Patrol/Phone Internship Interviewee/Self - Comedian