Squatchtrackers

Storyline

Squatchtrackers follows the exploits of self-proclaimed "Extreme Sasquatch Hunter" A.J. Brantley, who inherited seven million dollars about two decades ago and has spent almost his entire fortune stalking, chasing, and hunting the great mythic beast. Down to his last thousands, he's hired the most "Extreme Squatchers" from around the world; an all-star team of Bigfoot enthusiasts and experts who won't take "No" for an answer. The S.T.D.S (Squatch Trackers Defense Squad) take their skills and craft seriously. There's Warren "Stork" Storkly, the expert caller and knocker, Angus P. Fruffingtan, the self-proclaimed "Real American" Bigfoot Linguist and author who literally wrote the book on the secret and occasionally public language of the Sasquatch. "Sasquation" was self-published by Fruffingtan, a known "Patriotic Nihilist" sometime in the mid 2OOO's although it's hard to find a copy on EBay or even anywhere else, and last but not least, Zanzibar, a tender-hearted mystic healer/eccentric International drifter who uses telepathic waves to mind meld with the Bigfoot species and someone who possesses a genuine earnestness that's hard to believe. Together they form the Squatchtrackers, with a promise to find a Bigfoot by the end of the seventh season or your money back. Will A.J. keep his promise, while also keeping the volatile, contentious team together through the arduous journey to the heart of the Squatch truth serum? Will the team locate and take Sasquatch alive or as A.J. said, "possibly stuffed-- depending on how willing he is to come peacefully."